TSU, English

(about nuns who spend their entire lives cleaning)

You’re running around smelling like Pine-Sol 97% of the time, but Jesus still loves you anyway.

-submitted by Jessica

TSU, English

(about ‘A Modest Proposal’)

It’s not like you see a Martha Stewart show – What to do with leftover Irish child.

-submitted by Jessica

TSU, psychology

(on the dangers of lead poisoning)

Professor: If someone is offering you a nice glass of red wine in a lead glass, just chug it.

Student: Or you could just not drink it.

Professor: Well, yes.  But this is what I would do, and I recommend chugging it.

Temple University, Globalization and Development

“You can’t get rich selling bat shit” -Referencing Chile’s dependence on Guano as a major export.

Submitted by Anonymous

 

TSU, psychology

“And you may think Australians sound cute–which I find them annoying.  Why can’t they just speak correctly?–And then I feel bad because I’m such a bigot.”

-on a lecture about prejudice.

University of Missouri-Columbia, Mythology

In a mythology course:

“And then the question we always see in castration stories: What to do with the genitals?” followed by a slide with giant letters saying “What to do with the genitals?”

Submitted by Kayleigh

TSU, world religions

Submitted by Jess:

While talking about the brahmin and Hindu traditions, the professor asks, “Have you ever had an experience that didn’t just give you the munchies, but showed you something meta-physical?”

Truman State University, psychology

In a child development course:

“I don’t know, maybe you should just beat them.”

-about children cutting their own hair.

University of Missouri Columbia, sociology

In Sociology we were talking about stereotypes.

Guy from class: Okay so I have a question, Do white people eat really dry salads? Cause I’ve noticed that about you guys…like there’s nothing on them.

Professor: I don’t know about you but I like ’em wet.

Me: That’s what he said!

That was best day of my college career bar none.

Submitted by Lee

Truman State University, history

“I understand that this is an 8.30 class, so do what ever you have to to be alert.  You can either fill your veins with coffee or do a few lines of cocaine.”

Submitted by Noah.